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40 Percent Feel Discriminated Against?
A new study showing that 40 percent of foreigners living in Germany feel discriminated against in everyday life has left numerous German social scientists completely puzzled. “This was quite a surprise...
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German Blue Cards Going Like Hotcakes
A mass influx of skilled foreign laborers with “blue cards” to Germany is causing unexpected bureaucratic headaches and unsettling the already unsettled German xenophobic population at large. So far, a...
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I Got Your Demographics For You Right Here
No babies. And no immigrants, either. Each year, the German government spends billions of euros in an effort to stop the country’s ticking demographic time bomb. By 2050, it is estimated that only 70...
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Justin Bieber To Spank His Monkey
For not having any papers on him after landing in Munich in March. Or he sure would like to spank him now, I bet. The popular god-awful and astoundingly annoying suckling superstar clearly had no idea...
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Nobody Wants To Work In The World’s Most Popular Country
Why aren’t there zillions of highly qualified foreigners standing in line to come to live and work in Germany (but not like forever or anything if you don’t want to) as expected when the German blue...
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The Red Parts Is Where All Them There German-Americans Live
California still looks like a pretty safe bet. It’s time to break out the bratwurst as the United States celebrates German-American Day on Oct. 6. Commemorating the founding of Germantown, Pa. in...
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Speaking Of Ausländer…
Who cares about a few thousand Brits? Germany has more foreigners than you can shake a stick at and, well, more than they did back in 1993 (that’s bad, right?). Some 7.2 million total there be. Not...
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New Pegida Narrative In The Works
Now that Pegida is not going away as planned (but is in fact still growing) the secret German media police have decided to do a controlled rollback before their current hysterical narrative about...
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German-Americans So Well-Integrated They Make Other Americans Sick
I mean, like what’s the point of coming to this country if you don’t even try to bore everybody with stories about your ethnic roots all the time? That’s totally un-American misbehavior, if you ask me....
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Germans Can’t Figure Out Why Germans Keep Disappearing
Suffering from one of the lowest birth rates in the EU and xenophobic to the core (although officially in denial about this), Germans everywhere (or at least where you can still find them) are puzzled...
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The Problem With European Immigration Policy…
Is that there is no European immigration policy. There is a mish-mash of national policies, a patchwork of systems and criteria which are contradictory, incoherent, fragmented. Italy is very far way...
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Is Bild Without Bild Still Bild?
Germany’s best-selling newspaper has removed all pictures from its print edition and website in response to complaints about its decision to publish images of the three-year-old Syrian refugee who...
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Are We Having An Ugly American Border Wall Yet?
Sooner or later reality gets up in your face. Germany has introduced temporary controls on its border with Austria to cope with the influx of migrants, the interior minister has said. Politically this...
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Germany’s Anti-Social Network
Facebook should do more to crack down on German hate speech and xenophobia about refugees online? Sure, why not? But maybe Germans should do more to crack down on the Germans doing the hating, too....
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The Mood Keeps Getting Better
Not. Here’s the latest Germany refugee crisis update: The European Union has criticized Germany for being much too lax with refugees who are seeking asylum in Germany. Not enough are being rejected...
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What Germans Brought To Amerika?
Other than bitching and moaning, you mean? Whah? There’s a German-American Day? I had no idea, again. Too bad I missed the celebrations this year, too. Hmmm. What did they bring to us (as in US),...
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German Thoroughness Grossing Refugees Out
It’s taking too long to get their asylum papers processed, you see. So now they’re suing. And winning, of course. A Somali man has won his suit against the German government for failure to act on his...
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Are We Having An Ugly American Border Wall Yet?
Yeah, I know that this question has already been posted before but now it looks like reality has finally caught up with Germany. Sorry, I meant it looks like Germany has finally caught up with reality,...
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German Of The Day: Gleichschaltung
That means “enforced political conformity” and that’s what’s happening in Germany’s media world right now. Actually, that’s what’s always been happening in Germany’s media world but it’s particularly...
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In My Country We Call Them Coyotajes
Coyotes, actually. Here they’re called Schleuser, which sounds a lot worse. So like what? Real world stuff can happen in Germany now, too? Maybe it’s time for me to move on to El Paso. German...
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